Dudes

Hello all,

Semen, I am disappointed you are not up on your "mommy/daddy" aliases. A quick review for your reference:
Mommy Splinter - Charlotte, the protector of the mommies. We are her turtles.
Mommy Bandit - Liz, the thief of the mommies. Like a bandit in the night, she steals kisses from unsuspecting men and runs away without a trace.
Mommy Alota - Johanna, the sexual deviant of the mommies. She has gotten her fair share of ass over the years.
Mommy Toots - Erin, smelliest of the mommies. With a single squeeze, she could annihilate any who come to attack.
Mommy Q - Shiloh, the queen of the mommies. When not ruling, you can find her queefing.
Daddy Fused - Michael, the undecided of the daddies. To be or not to be, that is the never ending question.
Daddy Deeper - Dave, the sexual slave of the daddies. Lover of Splinter, he obeys her every wish.
Too graphic? We are the only ones who can see this right?