Thanks, Jo, for running through the names with me. I had a feeling "Mommy Toots" was Erin, as I have smelled her wrath firsthand on several occasions, most notably a room clearer during a beerpong game in Woodstock. (Hi Erin! Love you! And your bum!) Erin will be pleased to know that I have been extra gaseous as of late, as I have once again placed myself on a strict fiber/acidophilus regimen. Sarah informed this morning that I was farting all night while under the heavy spell of Benadryl (I'm really allergic to her cats, all fucking three of them). Also, I'm pooping quite regularly. Liz, take note.
Since everyone else has cool names, I renamed myself. It's not sexual like Dave's, because I think Dave should have sexual dibs on screen names. Why? Because he was first, and his voice makes me think of velvet. I hope you picked Clemson, Dave. More importantly, I hope you have Georgia versus Coppin State in the final.
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Semen...love you...and you are coming down April 12th for Char and Dave's last harrah! I'd typically be envious of your ability to relieve yourself with the pinch of a squeeze (and no i didnt forget), though I have become quite regular..thanks to my new found cereal and new best friend.
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